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A verbal frappucino.\ Chic, sharp-witted and purse-sized with hundreds of quips, comebacks and quotes for bracing refreshment when life gets dull or stupid.\ On Love and Sex:\ "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."—Mae West
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Bracing refreshment for when life gets dull.
Section One: Love and Sex\ Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.\ -Richard Jeni\ A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.\ -Unknown\ Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.\ -Sharon Stone\ If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.\ -Unknown\ Section Two: The Facts Of Life\ Never miss a good chance to shut up.\ -Will Rogers\ Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.\ -Erma Bombeck\ Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.\ -Paul Newman\ Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.\ -Ricky Gervais\ Section Three: The Beauty Within\ Even I don't look like Cindy Crawford when I wake up in the morning.\ -Cindy Crawford\ Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to annoy other women.\ -Elsa Schiaparelli\ You're only as good as your last haircut.\ -Fran Lebowitz\ I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.\ -Carol Leifer\ Section Four: Secrets to Success and Lack Thereof\ If you must step on someone to get ahead, use a very sharp heel!\ -Unknown\ You can have anything you want in life if you dress for it.\ -Edith Head\ If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.\ -WC Fields\ If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.\ -Unknown\ Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.\ -Napoleon Bonaparte\ If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it could be that you just don't understand the situation.\ -Unknown
Section One: Love and SexSection Two: The Facts of LifeSection Three: The Beauty WithinSection Four: Secrets to Success and Lack Thereof
