Sleep, read or watch a movie. Not much to do on a plane. Or is there? Air travel boredom will become obsolete with this entertaining guide. Keep yourself busy during the long wait at the airport and the cruise through the skies. Rather than just wait in security checks' long lines or suffer onboard through the latest child-friendly movie, readers can actually do something! Anything! Everything they could possibly dream of has been included for their viewing and pleasure. Make the flight the...
Reach the ticket counter. And wait.Get in the security checkpoint line. And wait.Make it to the terminal. And wait.Board the plane. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait . . .With 747 Things to Do on a Plane, wait no more! Whether you're onboard for business or pleasure, headed to a conference in Toledo or a week in Tahoe, your time spent in the airport and flying through the skies can be just as enjoyable as the rest of your trip. Forget tapping your foot, munching on peanuts, and drooling on that tiny pillow-this fun travel reference shows you how to make the most of your mile-high experience. From practicing yoga to playing quarters to questioning your seatmate on their choice of underwear, it's all in here. So quit waiting and start enjoying the ride!
Introduction 1The Things That Never Get Done 3Writing Exercises 13Traveling with a Little Co-Pilot 31Count Passengers 47Anagrammar 59Letter Equations 65Pencil Surgery 73If You're Next to ... 81Mile-High Makeovers 93All by Yourself 103Lists 113For the Layover 121Get Creative 137Romance at 30,000 Feet 149Office Onboard 159Religious Experience 169Rebus Puzzles 179Rhyme Time 187Odd One Out 195Suggested Reading 207Pranks 221Face-Off 233In-Chair Aerobics 251Stuff to Ponder 257Puzzle Answers 265