Beer Guru's Guide: Enlightenment for Those Who Thirst for Knowledge
The mystical role of beer is explored in this humorous satire that promises ecstatic bliss, immortality, wisdom, and freedom from the hangover. Readers follow a step-by-step guide that takes them on a quest for The Holy Ale, a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite knowledge, immortality, and instant enlightenment. If initiation is survived, readers meet the Beer Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess, and the Barmy Swami. Teaching how to master the...
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The mystical role of beer is explored in this humorous satire that promises ecstatic bliss, immortality, wisdom, and freedom from the hangover. Readers follow a step-by-step guide that takes them on a quest for The Holy Ale, a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite knowledge, immortality, and instant enlightenment. If initiation is survived, readers meet the Beer Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess, and the Barmy Swami. Teaching how to master the art of Tantric Beer drinking and how to create a Beer Temple, the central theme of this sacred scroll is that drinking beer is a religious experience.
The Beer Guru and The Barmy Swami 1The Way of The Beer Guru 5The Quest for The Holy Ale 9Monks, Drunks and Holy Men 15The Path of The Fool 21Finding the beer equivalent of your soul mate 25Brewing Your Own, The Alchemy of Ale 31Dowsing For Beer 35Creating Your Sacred Beer Space 39Beer Shrines and Altars 45Seeing Your Beers Aura 49Interpreting Your Beer's Aura 53Blessing Your Beer 59Initiation 63The Initiation of The Whirling Pit 69Opening Your Chakras 73Becoming One With Your Beer 77The Beer Goddess 81Imaginary Ale Vs Real Ale 85Tantric Beer Drinking 91Mantras 95Leys, Sacred Sites And Beer Lines 99It's The Beer Talking 105Invisible Friends 109Reincarnation 113Karma 117Unlock the Secret Powers of Beer 121The Mystic Properties of Beer 127Out of The Body Experiences or SoulTravel 131The Cave of the Beer Guru 137The Dalai Llager and The Monastery of The Beer Brothers 141The Beer Mat of The Holy Ale 147The Temple of The Beer Goddess 153The Font of All Wisdom 159The Secret Of The Beer Guru's Smile 163
