CP Time: Why Some People Are Always Late
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Everyone has a story of being the victim of CP time. It's been responsible for the termination of jobs and relationships, and for delaying weddings and even funerals. CP Time is the first book to examine a behavior that crosses all social economic lines within the black community in a way that will bring smiles and groans of recognition to victims and culprits alike. In brisk, engaging chapters, J.L. King provides humorous examples and personal stories, voicing the opinions of those who view habitual lateness as just part of being black, and those who see it as a more serious problem. Recounting the reasons and excuses offered in CP time's defense, King provides a wry and often hilarious history of how and why the phenomenon began. Light-hearted yet enlightening, CP Time makes a perfect gift for the chronically tardy — and all those affected by them.
INTRODUCTION CHAPTER ONE What is CP Time? CHAPTER TWO CP Time Social CHAPTER THREE CP Time at Funerals OPEN UP THE CASKET REASONS PEOPLE HAVE USED ON WHY THEY WERE LATE FOR A FUNERAL CHAPTER FOUR CP Time at Weddings WHERE IS THE BRIDE?????? A MOTHER'S STORY A GROOM'S STORY OTHER REASONS I'VE HEARD FROM PEOPLE WHEN ASKED IF THEY HAD BEEN LATE FOR A WEDDING CHAPTER FIVE CP Time on the Job THERE ARE SOME CAREERS YOU SHOULD NEVER PURSUE... TOP 20 REASONS PEOPLE USE WHEN THEY ARE LATE FOR WORK! ATTENDANCE CHAPTER SIX CP Time and Church CHAPTER SEVEN CP Time and Family CHAPTER EIGHT Love/Relationships CHAPTER NINE CP Time — Is It Just a Black Thing? CHAPTER TEN CP Time in Today's Society of Fast Technology CHAPTER ELEVEN What If — Scenarios LIST OF THE WORST EXCUSES USED CHAPTER TWELVE CP Time: Just Call CP TIME: STORIES CONCLUSION
