Dirty Jokes And Beer: Stories Of The Unrefined
.Drew Carey scripted and starred in his own cable special for years before hooking up with Bruce Helford and creating The Drew Carey Show. He is also the host of his own show Whos Line Is It Anyway? We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person Now, meet the true Drew, in his book, the bawdy, irreverent, and hilarious Dirty Jokes and Beer, and find out about all the many sides of the misunderstood...
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The frank and funny department-store personnel manager who has become one of ABC-TV's hottest sitcom stars provides a collection of short pieces based on real people and places he has encountered. Library Journal This collection of dirty jokes, short fiction, and autobiographical tidbits will please some readers and offend others. Carey, a stand-up comic and star of his own TV show, writes mostly about sex, drinking, gambling, football, and television. One of his favorite topics seems to be his "big dick" jokes. Four-letter words predominate, giving the book a definite adolescent, male tone. Carey points out that the raunchier his material, the more popular he became, seeming almost surprised at the public's reaction. To his credit, he also includes a sampling of the negative reviews and letters he has received. The short stories are the most interesting. Carey reads with the familiarity and conviction of one reading his own work. Overall, though, this book has limited appeal; not recommended. Nancy R. Ives, SUNY at Geneseo
\ \ HELLO\ xiii\ \ \ DIRTY JOKES\ \ \ VEGAS\ 3\ \ \ BASIC HOME THEATER\ 10\ \ \ HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS\ 17\ \ \ SNOWBOUND\ 23\ \ \ HAIL TO THE CHIEF\ 29\ \ \ FUN AT AIRPORTS\ 35\ \ \ LIFE WITHOUT FOOTBALL\ 39\ \ \ LIVE LONG AND PROSPER\ 44\ \ \ SINGLE MAN BLUES\ 48\ \ \ 101 BIG DICK JOKES\ 54\ \ \ BEER\ \ \ WHAT'S MIMI REALLY LIKE?\ 65\ \ \ THE CRITICS SPEAK!\ 67\ \ \ THE DEPARTMENT OF BROADCAST STANDARDS AND PRACTICES\ 78\ \ \ HARD COPY MADE EZ\ 93\ \ \ TABLOIDS MADE EZ\ 101\ \ \ FAQ.COM\ 108\ \ \ MY NIPPLE'S GOT A HOLE IN IT AND I MIGHT DROWN\ 120\ \ \ MY SHORT, HAPPY LIFE\ 123\ \ \ STORIES OF THE UNREFINED\ \ \ MI PELEA\ 147\ \ \ THE CHRISTMAS STORY\ 160\ \ \ A FRIEND IN NEED\ 174\ \ \ THE ROYAL\ 197\ \ \ TACKLING JIM BROWN\ 215\ \
\ Library JournalThis collection of dirty jokes, short fiction, and autobiographical tidbits will please some readers and offend others. Carey, a stand-up comic and star of his own TV show, writes mostly about sex, drinking, gambling, football, and television. One of his favorite topics seems to be his "big dick" jokes. Four-letter words predominate, giving the book a definite adolescent, male tone. Carey points out that the raunchier his material, the more popular he became, seeming almost surprised at the public's reaction. To his credit, he also includes a sampling of the negative reviews and letters he has received. The short stories are the most interesting. Carey reads with the familiarity and conviction of one reading his own work. Overall, though, this book has limited appeal; not recommended. Nancy R. Ives, SUNY at Geneseo\ \