How to Win a Fight with a Conservative
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How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to give their conservative "friends" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime.
Introduction Chapter 1: What It Means to Be a Liberal What Breed of Liberal Are You?The Liberal Manifesto Rate Your Partisan Intensity Quotient (PIQ)What's Your State of Embattlement?Chapter 2: Know Your Enemy The Conservative Manifesto A Field Guide to the Conservative Genus How to Rate a Conservative's Partisan-Intensity Quotient (PIQ)Frequently Asked Questions-about Conservatives A Glimpse into the Conservative UtopiaChapter 3: Can't We All Just Get Along? A Day in the Life of Conservatives vs. Liberals Battle of the Bumper Stickers What Liberals Say vs. What Conservatives Hear What Conservatives Say vs. What Liberals Hear Common Enemies We Can All Agree to HateChapter 4: Basic Training -The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans -How Woefully Ineffective Are You? -How Not to Be an Asshole -The Ten Commandments of Partisan Warfare -How to Frame the Debate Using Simple Jedi Mind Tricks -How to Avoid Unhinged Lunatics -Chapter 5: How to Win Friends While Antagonizing People How to Survive Family Sparring Matches -What to Do If You're Sleeping With the Enemy -How to Manage Workplace Squabbles -How to Clash with Perfect Strangers -How to Properly Engage in Internet Flame Wars -Chapter 6: Advanced Battle Tactics -How to Detect Bullshit -How to Trip Up a Bullshitter -How to Spot Logical Fallacies -"Strategery" for the Advanced Combatant -How to Argue Like a Conservative in Fourteen Easy Steps How to Win When You Can't Win Them Over -Chapter 7: Kick-Ass Arguments: A Step-By-Step Guide -Global Warming: Why It's an Issue of Security and Morality -Taxes and the Economy: Why Conservatives Are Fiscally Foolhardy -Defending America: Why Conservatives Aren't Up To the Job Iraq: Why It's a "Catastrofuck" -Bush: Why He's the Worst President Ever -Chapter 8: The Conservative Hallof Shame -The Wing of Sex Fiends, Perverts, and Adulterers -The Wing of Unhinged Lunatics and Sociopaths -The Wing of Morons -The Wing of Crooks and Corrupt Weasels-The Wing of Chickenhawks -Chapter 9: You've Won the Battle, Now Help Win the War -Six Unconventional Things You Can Do -to Save the World from Conservatives -After-words-When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives -Acknowledgments -About the Author -
