How to Win a Fight with a Liberal

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Author: Daniel Kurtzman

ISBN-10: 1402208790

ISBN-13: 9781402208799

Category: Liberalism -> United States -> Humor

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How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics needed to give their liberal "friends, neighbors and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime.

IntroductionChapter 1: What It Means to Be a Conservative What Breed of Conservative Are You?The Conservative Manifesto Rate Your Partisan Intensity Quotient (PIQ)What's Your State of Embattlement?Chapter 2: Know Your Enemy The Liberal Manifesto A Field Guide to the Liberal Genus How to Rate a Liberal's Partisan Intensity Quotient (PIQ)Frequently Asked Questions about Liberals A Glimpse into the Liberal UtopiaChapter 3: Can't We All Just Get Along? A Day in the Life of Conservatives vs. Liberals Battle of the Bumper Stickers What Conservatives Say vs. What Liberals Hear What Liberals Say vs.What Conservatives Hear Common Enemies We Can All Agree to HateChapter 4: Basic Training The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans How Woefully Ineffective Are You?How Not to Be an Asshole The Ten Commandments of Partisan Warfare How to Frame the Debate Using Simple Jedi Mind Tricks How to Avoid Unhinged LunaticsChapter 5: How to Win Friends While Antagonizing People How to Survive Family Sparring Matches What to Do If You're Sleeping with the Enemy How to Manage Workplace Squabbles How to Clash with Perfect Strangers How to Properly Engage in Internet Flame WarsChapter 6: Advanced Battle Tactics How to Detect Bullshit How to Trip Up a Bullshitter How to Spot Logical Fallacies"Strategery" for the Advanced Combatant How to Argue Like a Liberal in Fourteen Easy Steps How to Win When You Can't Win Them OverChapter 7: Kick-Ass Arguments: A Step-by-Step Guide Conservatism: Why It Promotes Individual Liberty Taxes and the Economy:Why Conservatism Is Better for Your Wallet Defending America: Why Liberals Can't Hack It Iraq: Why Failure Is Not an Option Liberalism: Why It's Weak and WrongChapter 8: The Liberal Hall of Shame The Wing of Sex Fiends, Perverts, and Adulterers The Wing of Morons The Wing of Crooks and Degenerates The Wing of Celebrity BlowhardsChapter 9: You've Won the Battle, Now Help Win the War Six Unconventional Things You Can Do to Save the World from LiberalsAfter-Words When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult LiberalsAcknowledgmentsAbout the Author