Inflatable Butch
Ellen Orleans, the Lambda Literary Award-winning author of The Butches of Madison County returns with an insightful and hilarious collection of essays that examine pressing and important questions such as "Do you have gay fingers?" With keen insight and flawless comic sensibility, Ellen Orleans recounts her encounters with the Lesbian Intervention squad as she attempts to keep a mismatched couple from moving in together, and finally, finally earns her lesbian merit badge!\ Ellen Orleans is...
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Do you have gay fingers? Made ya look! Ellen Orleans, the Lambda Literary Award winning-author of The Butches of Madison County returns with an insightful and hilarious collection of essays that examine pressing and important questions such as this. She also tackles thorny issues such as the ex-girlfriend's commitment ceremonies, practical polymory, and S&M lite. With keen insight and flawless comic sensibility, Ellen Orleans recounts her encounters with the Lesbian Intervention squad as she attempts to keep a mismatched couple from moving in together, takes the queer GREs, chooses a Barbie for her nephew, marches topless in a pride parade for a whole 2 1/2 blocks, and finally, finally earns her lesbian merit badge! For everyone who ever said that lesbians can't laugh at themselves, crack the cover of The Inflatable Butch and you will realize that not only is a sense of humor alive and well among America's lesbians, they may actually be laughing harder than you are!
AcknowledgmentsixAuthor's NotexiSurgeons Made Me Gay!1Poly Wants a Lover5First-Class Lesbian9How to Write a Lesbian Novel13Garden-Variety Dykes17On the Rocks20The Inflatable Butch27The Hard, Cold Truth31To the Rescue36As the Wheels Spin (Part I)40As the Wheels Spin (Part II)45Whose Cat?49The Out Scout51Taxes and Gefilte Fish: A Passover Story57Sharing the Faith61Whatever Gets You Through the Night67Cough, Sneeze, Hack, Hack71
