Martha Stuart's Excruciatingly Perfect Weddings

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Author: Tom Connor

ISBN-10: 0060952385

ISBN-13: 9780060952389

Category: American wit and humor

She's back — with hundreds of impossible, uncomfortable and frequently physically painful ideas to turn a perfectly lovely wedding into a perfectly controlled disaster.\ Observe from the safety of your living room as Martha demands, insists, berates, accuses, but, above all, controls everything and everyone in sight. This final (we promise) installment of the Martha Stuart parody trilogy confidently answers the question "Isn't everything sacred?" with a well-aimed kick to the shins!\ By the...

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She's back — with hundreds of impossible, uncomfortable and frequently physically painful ideas to turn a perfectly lovely wedding into a perfectly controlled disaster.Observe from the safety of your living room as Martha demands, insists, berates, accuses, but, above all, controls everything and everyone in sight. This final (we promise) installment of the Martha Stuart parody trilogy confidently answers the question "Isn't everything sacred?" with a well-aimed kick to the shins! By the authors of the perennial bestsellers Is Martha Stuart Living? and Martha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining. Hartford Courant Wickedly amusing.

\ From Barnes & NobleHave you been spooked by arranging flowers, preparing menus, and ordering bridesmaids' dresses for your friends? Have you had to preselect your music, write invitations, and decide on a cake? If this is your idea of wedding hell, then Martha Stuart's Excruciatingly Perfect Weddings is the book you need, with outrageous suggestions like obtaining salmonella cultures for the food of guests you don't want at your wedding to crazy clauses for a prenup, such as, "Richard Simmons will be retained for positive reinforcement." Any frustrated bride-to-be is certain to get a laugh out of this parody of Martha Stewart's wedding planner.\ \ \ \ \ Hartford CourantWickedly amusing.\ \ \ Hartford CourantWickedly amusing.\ \ \ \ \ Morley SaferAn enormous success, a funny and sometimes cruel parody of Our Lady of Perennial Perfection.\ \ \ \ \ NewsweekHilariously nasty.\ \