Sand in My Bra and Other Misadventures: Funny Women Write from the Road
Travel doesn't always live up to one's expectations - it sometimes exceeds them. For the 25 women contributors to Sand in My Bra and Other Misadventures, hitting the road inspires tales that their friends and families, as well as the readers of this book, will never forget. Readers laugh, cry, and commiserate with these women and their comical, bizarre, and unforgettable adventures including being chased by a herd of 50 African elephants, getting bitten by a goddess-possessed healer in...
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Travel doesn’t always live up to one’s expectations — it sometimes exceeds them. For the 25 women contributors to Sand in My Bra and Other Misadventures, hitting the road inspires tales that their friends and families, as well as the readers of this book, will never forget. Readers laugh, cry, and commiserate with these women and their comical, bizarre, and unforgettable adventures including being chased by a herd of 50 African elephants, getting bitten by a goddess-possessed healer in Kathmandu, nightclubbing with a prude in Bangkok’s infamous Patpong sex district, and observing the shenanigans of a delirious new son-in-law in the Himalayas. Contributors include Anne Lamott, Ellen Degeneres, Sandra Tsing Loh, Sarah Vowell, and Cynthia Kaplan. Publishers Weekly Travel writer Leo has collected 28 short and snappy travel stories bursting with exuberant candor and crackling humor sure to leave readers feeling that to not have an adventure to remember is a great loss indeed. Many of these bite-size reminiscences chronicle personal ordeals endured in places with unfamiliar amenities, languages and/or cultures. For example, Christie Eckardt's elastically challenged underwear falls down in a Muslim country; Kathleen Meyer (How to Shit in the Woods) writes about-what else?-"this subject... which seems to be overwhelmingly mine"; and Anne Lamott is jealous of younger backsides on the beach. The gems of the bunch are Nancy Bartlett's "Panic, in Any Other Language," describing an embarrassing incident in an opulent Italian swimsuit boutique; Christine Michaud's "Chador Etiquette," on her well-intentioned but disastrous attempt to wear a chador (a large black cloak and head covering) to a Kuwait shopping mall; and Christine Nielsen's title story, which manages, completely by her description of participating in it, to endear readers to the annual Burning Man project in the Nevada desert, a "crazy celebration of life's diversity and creativity." Some of the stories are on the lengthy side, but as a whole, the anthology will definitely light a fire under, as the dedication states, "all the women who sit at home or behind their desks bitching that they never get to go anywhere." (May) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
IntroductionMom's Travel Advisories1Mexican Mating Calls4Internal Affairs8The Aunties15All-Natural Herbal Girl23The Plane Truth28Sand in My Bra35Sometimes a Great Myth46Great in the Sack61The Perils of Leisure66Panic, In Any Other Language71A Prude in Patpong79Panties or Prison88Take the Cannoli91Fifteen Minutes Can Last Forever101Love and War at the Pier Hotel108Cultural Exposure115Pissed Off in Nepal122At a Loss for Words126A Family Connection131Learning to Think Outside a Parisian Box134Chador Etiquette140What to Wear147The Summer of the Lost Ham151Scared Shitless on Safari158No Crater Love161Hat Head165Women Who Run with No Clothes On173Index of Contributors189Acknowledgments190
\ Publishers WeeklyTravel writer Leo has collected 28 short and snappy travel stories bursting with exuberant candor and crackling humor sure to leave readers feeling that to not have an adventure to remember is a great loss indeed. Many of these bite-size reminiscences chronicle personal ordeals endured in places with unfamiliar amenities, languages and/or cultures. For example, Christie Eckardt's elastically challenged underwear falls down in a Muslim country; Kathleen Meyer (How to Shit in the Woods) writes about-what else?-"this subject... which seems to be overwhelmingly mine"; and Anne Lamott is jealous of younger backsides on the beach. The gems of the bunch are Nancy Bartlett's "Panic, in Any Other Language," describing an embarrassing incident in an opulent Italian swimsuit boutique; Christine Michaud's "Chador Etiquette," on her well-intentioned but disastrous attempt to wear a chador (a large black cloak and head covering) to a Kuwait shopping mall; and Christine Nielsen's title story, which manages, completely by her description of participating in it, to endear readers to the annual Burning Man project in the Nevada desert, a "crazy celebration of life's diversity and creativity." Some of the stories are on the lengthy side, but as a whole, the anthology will definitely light a fire under, as the dedication states, "all the women who sit at home or behind their desks bitching that they never get to go anywhere." (May) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.\ \
