The Everything Kids' Gross Cookbook: Get Your Hands Dirty in the Kitchen With These Yucky Meals
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Serve your parents the kind of food you'd like to eat for dinner! The Everything Kids' Gross Cookbook gives you the stomach-churning tools and nasty know-how you need to make disgusting meals for your unsuspecting family. Gross your parents and siblings out with dishes like: Wacky Schnacks such as Putrefied Eyeballs Grilled Sneeze Sandwich and Zit-Face Pizza for Grunch Sick Salads & Sides such as Puke au Gratin and Monkey Vomit Terrible Treats such as Troll's Toes and Grubs in Dirt Burps & Slurps such as Bloody Bug Juice Filled with more than 50 repulsive recipes and 20 puzzles, The Everything Kids' Gross Cookbook explains what mad lab equipment, tools, and supplies you will need to make slimy meals (with your parent's help, of course). Suppertime will never be the same again!
Introduction vAn Icky Introduction to Cookery 1Recipe Decoder 2Gear and Gadgets 4Cooking Lingo 6How to Measure Ingredients 8Appendage-Saving Kitchen Safety 10Battling Bacteria 11Eat, Drink, and Be Healthy! 13Bizarre Breakfast 17Squashed Gremlin Heads 18Flies Floating in Bee Spit and Goatmeal 19Chunky Crud Cakes 20Crusty Rusty Toast 21Upchuckola 22Poop in a Scoop 23Waffles Smothered in Pus and Scabs 23Brain Scramble 24Rolled Boogers and Snot 25Moldy Mushroom Caps 26Barfo Breakfast Tacos 27What's for Lunch? 29Grilled Sneeze Sandwich 30Pickled Hambones 31Chopped Fingers 32Toe Jam Griddle 34Boiled Octopus 35Zit-Face Pizza 35Cheesy Moose Veins 37Fish-Eye Tacos 38Bloody Maggot Soup 39Pick'Em and Dip 'Em 40Flat Worm and Seaweed Soup 41Spit-Wad Sandwiches 42Fart Fuel 43Wacky Snacks 45Bugs on a Weed 46Oozing Pimples 47Lizard Eyes 47Frozen Walrus Tusks 48Putrefied Eyeballs 49Chicken-Fried Giant Grubs 50Hot Fresh Hippo Turd 52Funky Crunchy Skunk Bones 53Ghoul Fingers 54Pigeon Poop 55Digging Up Dinner 57Festering Burgers 58Crunchy Pterodactyl Talons 59Fishtails and Ear Wax Fondue 60Skewered Road Kill 61Tapeworms and Hairballs 62Butchered Snake Bits 63Baked Hog's Head 64Rotting Mummies 66Turkey Eye Pie 68Chopped Fooey 70Blubber Roll-Ups 72Dragon Bile 73Fish Eggs and Guts 74Ralpharoni Alfredo 75Sick Salads and Sides 77Puke au Gratin 78Lemony Lice 79Sea Scum Drizzled in Eel Spit 80Gangrenous Intestines 81Wormy Apples 82Monkey Vomit 83Medusa's Dreadlocks 84Caterpillars and Chiggers 86Cow Cud 88Diaper Dump 88Rotten Eggs 89Buzzard Innards 90Spewed Salad 91Disgusting Desserts 93Troll's Toes 94Barf Biscuits 95Grubs in Dirt 96Puppy Chow 97Spurting Spider Cake 98Bloody Bug Pops 99Giant Snails 100Mud Pie 101Petrified Rabbit Poop 102Armpit Hair 103Moo Patties 104Tongue on a Stick 105Burps and Slurps 107Slug Spit 108Bloody Hairy 109Septic Soda 110Jungle Rot 111Putrid Punch 112Frozen Flotsam 114Steaming Coyote Pee 115Hot 'n Chunky Hershey Squirts 115Gross Gags and Fun Stuff 117Fake Barf 118Fake Boogers and Snot 120Fake Slime 121Fake Wounds 122Finger Paint 123Smelly Play Dough 124Gastronomical Glossary 128Puzzle Answers 133
