"Hi, my name is Matt, and I'll be your waiter tonight." Since becoming a waiter, Matthew Foster has uttered these words 67,892 times, he has cried on the job 11 times, has had two nervous breakdowns, and has committed 27 acts of anonymous revenge on rude restaurant patrons. Now this comic essayist brings you his take on the modern American dining experience.\ \ \ In the comic spirit of Dave Barry and Drew Carey comes a humorous look into the trenches of America's true favorite pastime:...
A behind the scenes look into a waiter's world of deceit, revenge, and all-you-can-eat rib specials.