You Know You're A Republican/Democrat If...

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Author: Frank Benjamin

ISBN-10: 1402203330

ISBN-13: 9781402203336

Category: Democratic Party (U.S.) -> Humor

A bi-partisan laugh at what makes a Republican a Republican and a Democrat a Democrat. Whichever party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better...

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A bi-partisan laugh at what makes a Republican a Republican and a Democrat a Democrat. Whichever party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better...   Examples:You know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.You know you're a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.   You know you're a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President if he wasn't black.You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President if he wasn't conservative.   You know you're a Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.You know you're a Democrat if...You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.   You know you're a Republican if...You can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican!You know you're a Democrat if...You can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican!     About the Author: Frank Benjamin is the pen name for a VP of Marketing for a bipartisan online university founded by the governors of 19 western states. He swears that at least one of the Republican governors he knows does have a sense of humor (but admits that might be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his first book. He lives in Utah.