50 Boyfriends Worse than Yours
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Here are fifty boyfriends so bad you'll toast to being single.Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you're not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we've all had the misfortune to meet. There's Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who's using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It. Isn't revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine's Day gift.
1Boyfriendster2Goth Casual3Large-Pet Owner4BFN (Boyfriend for Now)5Stalker6Worst Kisser Ever7Thrifty8Better Looking Than You9One-Position Peter10Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer11Home Video Maker12Wiener Mobile Driver13Grew Up Gotti14In the Closet15Grandmaster16Mr. Anger Management17White Boyee18Doesn't Like You Like You19Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It20Man with Cats21Tortured Artist22Roommate Turned Boyfriend23Backhanded Complimenter24Fixer-Upper25OCD26Vegan27Personal Trainer28Jewish Momma's Boy29Surprise Sadist30Comedian3150K Car, 30K Job32Jesus Beard33PDA Guy34Your Boss35Not Over His Ex36DJ37Mr. Miami Beach38Man with Beautiful Hair39Star Wars Lover40Neo-Patriot41Sexual Grinch42Actor/Musician/Applebee's Waiter43Under House Arrest44Activist451.5"46Sensitive Tattoo Man47Heterosexual Flight Attendant48Lonely Literature Reader49Hypochondriac Hal50Lactose Intolerant51Your Boyfriend
