100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.\ WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.\ Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.\ \ The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number\ The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters\ The streaking robber who...
This hysterical collection of stories of actual crimes committed by clumsy crooks and fumbling felons will have you laughing out loud at painfully dumb attempts at crime. Illustrated.