Schmucks!: Our Favorite Fakes, Frauds, Lowlifes, Liars, the Armed and Dangerous, and Good Guys Gone Bad
Jackie Mason, one of the true kings of comedy, and his partner in crime, former federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everyone else who really gets on their nerves.\ This book spares no one. Politicians, sports stars, celebrities, corporations, publishers, crossing guards—they're all fair game. If you are a Schmuck, or just someone who Jackie and Raoul find annoying, there is a fair chance you are on the list.\ Schmucks! combines...
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Jackie Mason, one of the true kings of comedy, and his partner in crime, former federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everyone else who really gets on their nerves. This book spares no one. Politicians, sports stars, celebrities, corporations, publishers, crossing guards—they're all fair game. If you are a Schmuck, or just someone who Jackie and Raoul find annoying, there is a fair chance you are on the list. Schmucks! combines Mason's and Felder's nails-to-the-wall political satire—impeccable timing with insightful observations on the foibles of modern life—to create material that will leave you crying with laughter. Just a few of the Schmucks included: Bill Clinton Mel Gibson Barbra Streisand Katie Couric Barry Bonds And a cast of hundreds
Introduction: Who Are You Calling a Schmuck? xiHoly SchmucksTom Cruise 3Humorless Muslims 6Jews for Jesus 13Madonna 16Reform Jews 18Al Sharpton 21Rich SchmucksDavid H. Brooks 27The Hilton Girls 31Howard Schultz 33Larry Silverstein 36George Soros 39Power SchmucksJimmy Carter 45Ramsey Clark 49Bill Clinton 51Hillary Clinton 54Randall "Duke" Cunningham 60Al Gore 63The New York Times 66Keith Olbermann 71Nancy Pelosi 73Globo-SchmucksAfghanistan 77Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 80France 82George Galloway 86The International Red Cross 91Saudi Arabia 95Benon Sevan 99Dr. Hwang Woo Suk 101Dumb SchmucksThe ACLU 109David Blaine 112Ward Churchill 114CourtJesters 118Internet Addicts 123Zacarias Moussaoui 129Ray Nagin 132The National Endowment for the Arts 137Restaurant Critics 140Cindy Sheehan 147TV Weathermen 149Schvitzy SchmucksBarry Bonds 159Mark Cuban 163The NCAA 166Dead SchmucksYasser Arafat 173Charles Coughlin 175The Marlboro Man 179Walter O'Malley 182Pablo Picasso 185Jeannette Rankin 188Dr. Herman Tarnower 191Suicide Bombers 194Nearly-Dead SchmucksArizona Roadrunner 199Celebri-SchmucksHarry Belafonte 203Katie Couric 206Roman Polanski 208Michael Richards 211Susan Sarandon 214Steven Spielberg 219Barbra Streisand 222Schmucks-in-TrainingThe Gaede Twins 227The Biggest Schmuck of All TimeRobin Hood 233Also Schmucking Up the WorldMore Lowlifes, Fakes, and Frauds 237AfterwordWhy Jackie Mason Is a Schmuck Raoul Felder 270Why Raoul Felder Is a Schmuck Jackie Mason 273
