Hear Me OUT!: A Dose of Lesbian Humor for the Whole Human Race
Hear Me OUT! is an exercise in making ordinary everyday life extraordinarily funny.\ If Erma Bombeck had been a 30-something, fat, half-Mexican, lesbian living in California's Bay Area, she might have written this book. She wasn't, but lucky for us, Laura Jimenez is and so much more!\ Hear Me OUT! is a collection full of humor, insight and honesty about love, life and everyday chaos. Witness one woman's vain attempts to understand and explain this oddity we call modern day living.\ Hear Me...
Search in google:
Hear Me OUT! is an exercise in making ordinary everyday life extraordinarily funny. If Erma Bombeck had been a 30-something, fat, half-Mexican, lesbian living in California's Bay Area, she might have written this book. She wasn't, but lucky for us, Laura Jimenez is and so much more! Hear Me OUT! is a collection full of humor, insight and honesty about love, life and everyday chaos. Witness one woman's vain attempts to understand and explain this oddity we call modern day living. Hear Me OUT! is a collection that allows us to enjoy someone else's trials and tribulations with family, friends and laundry, which never seems to get done.
Chapter 1It's All About Me1Friends of Mary1Living Extra Large4Forbidden Fruit7Buns of Steel9Call me Chicken Little12Hair-Etic15Old Timer's Disease18Chapter 2Rules of Engagement20Rules Of Engagement20Things That Go Bump In The Night23A New Room Of My Own25For Better or For Worse29Discovering the Stranger Within32But Is There A Pill For Co-Dependence?35Polar Opposites38It Slices, It Dices41Chapter 3Out And About44Sappho Cinema44Warning47Nature Girls50A Fair to Remember53Coming Out In The Dark56Falwell Follies59Hey Buddy, Can You Spare Some Sperm?61Chapter 4One Woman, No Vote63A Dog's Right To Choose63And A Child Shall Lead Them66One Woman--No Vote69Morony Or Moronic?72Pope's Gotta Pee75A Force of Nature77Adult Content80To The Future or Bust83Chapter 5An Apple A Day Makes My Face Hurt85So Healthy I Could Puke85All Buffed Up and No Where To Go89Back To The Grind92Don't Be A Pill95Sunday Morning Bliss98Will AA Change My Tire?101Holy Blathering Bladder, Batman!104My Pet Brain108Chapter 6Been There, Done That111A Winter Wonderland111Postcards from A Broad114Too Tired To Travel117You Can Never Go Home Again120Haute Couture124Camping It Up126Cleaning Out The Gene Pool128Chapter 7It's All In The Genes131Uni-Mom-Er131It's All Good Fun Until Someone Loses An Eye134Fight or Flee137War Is Heck139Bashing The Bunny142If The Shoe Fits144
