Making A Monkey Out Of "The Man"How does Bill Gates respond when you try to kiss him on the nipple?What are the consequences of sending in your tax return, filled out entirely in roman numerals?What happens when you wake up e-mail spammers with 4:00 a.m. phone calls?Action-packed and stocked with laughs, PRANK THE MONKEY follows the quest of one crusader of justice as he dishes out revenge on the world's biggest-and most deserving-targets. Superprankster John Hargrave goes after Ashton Kutcher, Michael Jackson, Wal-Mart, Starbucks, and the entire U.S. Senate in this outrageously funny book. You'll howl with delight as he exposes them for the chimps they really are-and shows you how to do the same.This premiere volume features dozens of all-new pranks, more ambitious than any attempted to date, plus updated versions of the stunts that made ZUG.com famous.Dozens Of Elaborate Pranks And Awe-Inspiring Hoaxes In One Screamingly Funny Book.
Introduction 1CorporationsThe Wal-Mart Prank 7Signing My Life Away 18Starbucking the System 30Shirt-Changed 41Fight the Power (Company) 50SpammersGood Morning, Vietspam 62The VI@GRA Prank 70Hot Rod 81Chick Juice 93Going Postal 109CelebritiesThe Celebrity Sincerity Test 122I Kissed Bill Gates 146The Making of Michael Jackson's Thriller 156Hurley-Whirler 176Kutcher in the Lie 187GovernmentRoyal Pain in the Ass 208Congress Is a Joke 221The Untied Nations 240Highway to Hell 255The Boston Tax Party 263DeathThe John Hargrave Memorial Concert 278Acknowledgments 303